GREETINGS AND WELL MET, FELLOW TRAVELLERS!
Allow me to introduce myself:
I am Kyle Schneider - the wandering illustrator and print artist known throughout the nine realms as Hamburger Hands. For over a decade, I've been crafting lowbrow-maximalist illustrations, brimming with puns, buns, and innuendo. Picture me as the living embodiment of "shower thoughts" - a wizard+bard of concept and execution, wielding a pen as my magic wand!
quick shop linx:
All the creations you see before you are hand-drawn and screen-printed by yours truly, right here in the bustling Metropolis of Calgary, Alberta!
I love slinging my merch live. If you’ve seen my face before, it was probably at an art market.
questions i get from folks quite a lot:
1. Is this ALL OF YOUR WORK??!!
Yep! I draw a LOT. It’s my favourite thing to do, like ever. It just makes me happy.
2. Do you PRINT ALL OF THIS YOURSELF??!!
Yep! I’m really damned good at screen printing both paper and apparel. I learned how to print paper products in Edmonton in 2015 and honed my skills when I moved to Calgary in 2020, where I picked up mentorship at Burnt Toast Studio from two expert level nerds. I now happily work my ass off printing my work in that very studio.
3. Do you DO DRUGS WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING??!!
Oh man, I love the idea of this but my friends- the reason my work is coherent is because I get my ideas from life experiences and do the drawing AFTER. I get way too self-involved to draw when I’m tripping. I’m sure it works for other, just not for me.
